Top Ten

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The Top 10 Reasons you might want NO Seating (on a Cruise)

1. On a diet (i.e., you wanted to be the 1st person to lose weight on a cruise).
2. Prefer having all of your food via room service (honeymooners?).
3. Ice cream bar is open through early seating, making you too full for dinner.
4. The bar is open, why do I need food? Besides the bar has munchies.
5. You brought C-rations or like eating in port.
6. You are a stow-away and afraid you'll be noticed sneaking a dining room seat.
7. You came with a group whom you'd rather not associate with (e.g., a gift from and with the in-laws; (been there, done that).
8. You forgot your false teeth.
9. You are planning on falling overboard while urinating and don't want to eat within a half hour of swimming to shore (see Celebration story).
10. You want to stay in your cabin and make sure your clothes don't end up being twisted into cute animal shapes.